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Slaine Troyard ([personal profile] batfortheprincess) wrote2017-10-31 06:49 pm

Inventory + Letters

Free to a good home:

Fruit Basket - A basket full of oranges, grapefruits, and several different kinds of apples.
Holo Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes.
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like new car.
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
Bearies - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious.
Sun Lamp - A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing.
Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
Bath Bomb - A ball of tightly-compressed powder wrapped in vacuum-sealed plastic. This one turns the water into an opaque swirl of purple, blue, and silver glitter like a galaxy.
Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.
Sky Carrier - A scale model of some kind of sleek, futuristic plane. Its color and the wings might just be evocative of a bat! ...Maybe. If you squint. 
Tharsis - A scale model of some kind of chunky, white mecha. Despite its appearance, it's actually pretty agile, although knowing this would probably be more relevant if the actual thing were here. Too bad, so sad?

On his person:

Orbital Knight Uniform (Count) - A fancy outfit for those with the rank of Count. Wearing this may make you feel 50% more dapper, or just like a douchebag.
Pendant - A charm said to ward off evil spirits, given to a certain princess by a good friend. What's it doing here, anyways?

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